Obama spends vastly more time on the golf course than the evil Bush, by a huge margin.
Bush was managing America at war-time; for Obama, it is golf-time. Radical Islam, and for that matter, terrorism, are mere figments of America’s imagination.
Just as he is a genius of golf, Obama is a genius of economics and cell phone trajectories.
Obama has driven his cell phone massively farther than Bush ever did.
Obama golf scores are a state secret.
Recently, Obama used excess stimulus funds to hire an affirmative action math major to tally his scores in scientific notation. Encoded.
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