White House Economy Booming!

After only a few short days as the first Arab-American US President without a birth certificate, economic genius Obama already has the economy positively BOOMING!

Maybe you don’t live in the White House, though.

“He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.”

Obama’s opulence is really for you to enjoy vicariously. The One trusts you are up to it. Maybe a few hundred $Billion handed out by Democrat politicians can be justified as training costs for vicarious enjoyment of The One’s extravagances by those who recently became unemployed. I am sure you hope home mortgages are still being handed out like condoms by The One, too.
Story here: Michelle Malkin Obama celebrates spending binge with cocktails and wagyu steak

After pushing his $1.1 trillion Generational Theft Act of 2009 through the House last night, the White House apparently decided to throw itself a swank cocktail party. According to ABC’s Jake Tapper, the menu included alcoholic beverages (vodka martinis are an Obama favorite, reportedly) and wagyu steak.

Yeah, “wagyu steak.” $100 per serving delicacy. I had to look it up, too.

On the heels of the most expensive inaugural celebration in American history and passage of a trillion-dollar spending binge that will saddle future generations with unprecedented debt, perhaps President Obama might consider cutting back on such indulgences.

Sayeth The One afore: “We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.”

The One, however, is from Hawai’i, or Kenya or maybe Indonesia; in all those places it is WARMER than Washingdon DC or the Bush White House. The White House thermostat is now a cheery 75 degrees; or whatever suits The One.

The Obama Approach to Climate Control

A symbolic difference between the Clinton and Bush 43 administrations is that W insisted on a coat and tie at all times in the Oval Office as a show of respect, whereas Bubba didn’t even feel compelled to keep his pants on. But jackets are no longer required under Chairman Zero. The New York Times explains why:

The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

“He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.”


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