Obama Ramps Up Genocide Against Americans

Obama’s rules of engagement for Americans in Afghanistan: don’t shoot! What does Obama hate most in the world? American VICTORY. There can be little surprise that American casualties are now soaring, in Afghanistan, Obama’s war. Obama will send thousands more of America’s sons and daughters into Afghanistan, with strict orders NOT TO FIGHT, and not [...]

Obama’s New Airline Czar

To help with important decisions like when to release Arab mass-murderers from excessive prison sentences of over 24 hours, Obama has announced his new Airline Czar appointment: Obama needs a kiss-butt supporting staff as he plans to approve release of a WHOLE BUNCH of his brother Arab terrorists (starting soon at Gitmo) like this gentle [...]

Failed System, or Failed President?

In Obama’s bygone glory days, days now rapidly receeding into the insatiable sewer called socialist history, Obama loved to describe America’s economic system as a failure, and America’s constitution as a substantially flawed document. Obama has about 15 minutes before his Journalist pals get a clue as to who really is failing. The kindest fate [...]

Obama Totally Sucks Factor Exploding

From 14% a few months ago, now 42% of voters think Obama totally sucks . . . A few die-hard users still fly Air Obama, however . . . hang on for a rough landing.

Obama’s Clunker

Probably 1 or 2 million GM 454 cubic inch engines transport food and goods around the country and around the world. Possibly Obama has a better idea than transportation (it might rhyme with death, though; and he approves of that generally; Obama is on a mission from God). If anybody can comment on the number [...]

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Honorable Hitters, I must absent myself from the posting deck here at Porcupine Rim, and venture out to research economic success where it really happens. You are correct; I will be visiting Obama’s superior home nation of Kenya (don’t be so jealous, OK?), which is a far superior economy because it has been under healthy, [...]

Obama Spending Orgy Will EXPLODE Deficit by $2 TRILLION (more)

Obama LIKES Carter’s concept of a quick-hit-and-run presidency! $2 TRILLION is $6000 per every American, and Obama will BLOW IT ALL and a lot more, he swears. After that, we con’t do anything to fix it, opines Obama (and his press orifice, Gibbs). Obama hopes that by targeting a quick hit, one-term presidential encumbency (see [...]

The Inventor of Astroturf was . . .

Community organizers don’t have jobs, but they do create some sort of image or perception . . . apparently they make signs. Say, your president was a professional ACORN community organizer. Now, he is “God’s Partners, in matters of life and death.” Now, that is some kind of organizing. The fruitloops need a new sign, [...]

Obama sez He is “God’s partners, in matters of life, and death”

Perhaps you will be pleased to know that your President Obama says He is “God’s Partners, in matters of life and death.” We knew by virtue of his longstanding associations, and from his own mouth that Obama was “Partners” with Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn; Jeremiah Wright and Father Michael Pflegger; Edward Said and Rashid [...]

Obama’s Prospective Euthanasia Victims Fleeing AARP

And wisely so, I think. Any retiree with liquid assets should consider further retirement, safely out of range of Obama’s direct debit high-speed electronic access to bank accounts of Americans (access not extended to bank accounts of ACORN members, union members, and government politicians and bureaucrats, of course). Maybe Obamacare is AARP’s Waterloo, too! Good. [...]