President proclaims self impressive

Not only is Obama the God of media control, he has probably the most superior hand-eye coordination, reflexes, and raw speed of motion of any human or despot ever.

In his Harvarad Constitutional Law studies, Obama specialized in fly swatting. Doubt me? Check his records (see below).

Yes, Obama, that was SOOO Impressive. What is your next trick? Dismembering Fox News, quick as Chrysler? Free enterprise which made America great is just another fly to be swatted by Alinsky-trained Obama.

Impressive narcicissim indeed. Perhaps the most impressive case of narciscissim ever in a president or despot. The fatal parasite is you, Obama.

Obama is so generally impressive, that none of his records can be released in public. In lieu of personal records, Obama has arranged this impressive bare-handed fly-swatting video (from the now fly-infested White House – What has 132 rooms and flies?).

Obama is still the great unknown [Gateway Pundit]

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — not available, locked down by faculty
4. Harvard College records — Not released, locked down by faculty
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate – - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not
released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13. Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
14. Illinois State Senate records–”not available”.
15. US Senate record — mediocre yet the most liberal.

We know his house has flies, though.